'All I Want For Christmas Is Food' Parody (VIDEO) | The Braiser

Because Shaq with a childsize toy oven is a beautiful thing -- truly, the gift that keeps on giving this holiday season.

No, it's not real at all, but we too would crumble under oath should we be asked to enjoy a gluten-free doughnut.

Oh look, there's Anthony Bourdain talking about The Taste! That's a good thing.

It includes references to Notorious BIG, "white people lunch" as quoted by a teeny and adorable Eddie Huang, the American Dream, and Taiwanese shopping markets -- oooh yeah, we're in.

The Best Christmas Parody You’ll See All Year: ‘All I Want For Christmas Is Food,’ As Sung By a Pug

by Marcy Franklin 4:33 pm, December 15th

We feel this pug, and not just because Mariah Carey has infiltrated our brains with her most annoying song as it does every freaking Christmas.

Everyone knows that the highlight of Christmas is, uh, stuffing your face with food. So put on your fair isle sweater (blonde Mariah-esque wig optional), raid the candy shelves at your supermarket, and get after that Lays potato chip-filled stocking, as our new superstar “Doug the pug” does. Go ahead and pass out. And where is that Chipotle?

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